Category Archives: humor

Humor: shirtless chef with photogenic navel makes love to a chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken book trailer. Which led me to look around for other male navelabilia on YouTube. How about Bellybutoon Fingering Under a White Open Shirt  ? Photo, I, Com999 [FAL], via Wikimedia Commons      

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Blindfolded, could you recognize your boyfriend’s penis in a crowd? (I won’t say a small crowd, since we’re talking about what a man holds dearest.)

Ah, what you can find on YouTube. Try Penis Dating.

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If I weren’t a patient man…

I no longer have what you would call a full, thick head of hair. Yet after I shower, it’s so tangled I can’t get a comb through it. How can this be? If I were an impatient man, I might … Continue reading

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Humor in a flute: the difficulty of defining “flute” or “fluted” for someone new to the English language

On a recent stay with a friend who teaches at the University of Arizona, she told Todd and me that a foreign visitor to the university who was mastering English quite nicely asked what “fluted” meant. My friend and her … Continue reading

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She got everything in the divorce.

No offense intended, ladies. Maybe she deserved it all. This picture and caption, both from notashamedtobemen, made me laugh.

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Richard Russo, Nobody’s Fool: Who wouldn’t be satisfied with such a woman? Well, most men wouldn’t be, because most men are never satisfied.

I paraphrased: the actual quote is, “Who but Carl Roebuck, the little twerp, wouldn’t be satisfied with such a woman, Sully wondered as he limped up the driveway of the Roebuck house. Well, most men wouldn’t be, he had to … Continue reading

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Humor: The Difference between Men and Women: David Barry’s The Complete Guide to Guys

At Three Editors Journal I read this excerpt from Dave Barry’s The Complete Guide to Guys, immediately went to Amazon, read more, and bought the book. I like to laugh, and I like this book because I’m interested in the … Continue reading

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Hippie culture: Don’t Bogart That Joint!

My Galveston novel will be set between 1971 and 1983. I wanted to use the expression, “Don’t bogart that joint,” which I remembered using. But curious about the phrase, I googled it and came across the song, Don’t Bogart That Joint! with some … Continue reading

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Humor: Rock Island terrorizes its passengers

“To increase the ‘gee-whiz’ factor of the Jet Rocket (inaugurated between Chicago and Peoria in 1956) the train was delivered with a closed-circuit TV camera installed in the nose. The camera fed a television set in the lounge area. The idea … Continue reading

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Humor: Ridiculous Parking Attempt

Click here to watch: Ridiculous parking attempt

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